Mom actually said that to a coworker of mine at Wal-Mart today regarding me. Of course, Mom was kidding, as she and everyone else knows that I have a really big mouth.
So that was amusing.
Otherwise, though, Mom didn’t realize that I’d gone all the way to Pennsylvania last Tuesday. But indeed I did. And I have photos and receipts to prove it. I have a receipt from McDonald’s from my lunch (the Asian salad), and a receipt from Starbucks where I got a Frappuccino. So there you have it.